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Are you sure you want to go out wearing that?
As a true ancestor, I have conquered even the flames of Hell.
Man, it's seriously hot today.
Accursed sun!
Rejoice, for the day you anguish under the darkness of the Children of the Night is nigh.
It'd be nice if that were today.
WANAWANA グッと Good 弾けてる
wanawana gutto Good hajiketeru
I'm burning, ready, just about to explode
案外なんだい ハマってんじゃん
angai nandai hamatten jan
Weird, I think I'm really into this
人見知りしてる暇に
hitomishiri shiteru hima ni
While we're still completely shy
はじめよう！
hajimeyou!
Let's start!
友達作っちゃって遊んじゃって い Yeh！
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
Make friends, and play, yay!
M A Z U I P R E S E N T S
クールに見えて 実は超寂しい
ku-ru ni miete jitsu ha chou sabishii
I look calm and composed, but I'm really feeling lonely
妄想ならバイバイバイ
mo-so- nara bai bai bai
In my delusions it's bye, bye, bye
親友なら いないいないいないいない
shinyuu nara inai inai inai inai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
何の不自由なく だけど足りない
nan no fujiyuu mo naku dakedo tarinai
I don't have problems, but then I don't have enough
リア充から遠い遠い遠い？
riajuu kara tooi tooi tooi?
Popularity far away, away, away?
親友なら いないいないないない
shinyuu nara inai inai nai nai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
残念同士で 集まったら
zannen doushi de atsumattara
But when unfortunates come together
Ah-予想が出来ない
Ah- yosou ga dekinai
Ah, stuff that you just can't predict
展開の 地雷を踏んだ！
tenkai no jirai wo funda!
Just exploding like a landmine!
SOWASOWA 絶対絶対覗きたい
sowasowa zettai zettai nozokitai
Man, man, I totally want to peek
後悔100回したくないって
koukai 100kai shitakunai tte
I'm telling you I don't want to regret
つまんない プライドなんて
tsumannai puraido nante
Take your cheap pride and
捨てきっちゃって 振りきっちゃって
sutekicchatte furikicchatte
Cut it off, throw it away
残念観念してみたら
zannen kannen shitemitara
If you look at it from the unfortunate
案外なんだいハマってんじゃん
angai nandai hamatten jan
Weird, I think I'm really into this
ぶつかって ドギマギあって
butsukatte dogimagi atte
Fighting with each other, getting nervous with each other
みつけよう！
mitsukeyou!
Let's find them!
友達 作っちゃって遊んじゃって Yeh！
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
Make friends, and play, yay!
絶対絶対覗きたい
zettai zettai nozokitai
Man, man, I totally want to peek
You! 捨てきっちゃって 振りきっちゃって
You! sutekicchatte furi kicchatte
Cut it off, throw it away
Yes! どーだいどーだいそこんとこ
Yes! do-dai do-dai sokontoko
How's that? How's that? You get one word!
「My Cell Phone Has Few Calls ＿|￣|Ｏ」
It's so nice inside!
Aniki.
Thank you for coming.
So you're finally here?
This is when I usually come during school...
Why would you come at the same time when it's summer vacation?
When did you guys get here?
Around 1.
Meat was already playing some game when I got here.
Sena came a few minutes before Yozora.
Everyone came pretty early, huh...
What about you, Yukimura?
I came at 8am.
I would have to commit seppuku if I were to arrive later than you.
You take this club pretty seriously, huh...
Here's your meal for today, Aniki.
Actually, I ate lunch at home already...
And you really don't need to feed me during summer vacation too.
You mean to say...
You have no need for me?
I am worthless in Aniki's mind.
As such...
I have no choice but to end my life by seppuku.
No wait! I need you! I really need you!
Hey, Onii-chan, you're not eating these?
Oh, I see...
Was she waiting for me to bring her lunch?
Hey Yukimura, can Maria have these?
And actually, would you mind making lunch for Maria instead of me over summer?
To serve two masters is to defy the way of the warrior.
Man, he's hard to please.
Yukimura!
Maria is... let's see...
Like a sister to me!
To serve your master's sister is not against the way of the warrior.
That's true...
No. In fact, it is truly an honor.
Your sister? Onii-chan's sister?
Maria-dono.
By Aniki's direct order, I shall provide you with meals in Aniki's stead from today onwards.
Do honor unto the task!
So this is bread from a convenience store?
Wow! Look at all the ingredients!
So good!
This looks really unhealthy...
A true man fears not food additives.
Yukimura, give Maria healthy stuff starting tomorrow.
Understood, Aniki.
Giving a pet luxurious food even once makes it harder to train later.
See you later then.
Man, it's hot.
It is an honor to be in your presence, Aniki.
Where's everyone else?
They have yet to arrive.
Maria-dono left after remembering some church work she had to do.
I see.
Did you give her lunch?
As you ordered, I provided "healthy stuff" for her.
Protein?
Did Maria eat all of this?
To fulfill your order, I did away with my compassion and forced her to eat every last morsel.
Seriously?
I now know how Hashiba Hideyoshi felt as he executed Manpukumaru.
Manpukumaru?
The eldest son of Azai Nagamasa, whose family Oda Nobunaga destroyed.
He was crucified at the age of 10.
Manpukumaru must have cried and screamed like that when he was executed.
Cried and screamed?
… left after remembering some church work she had to do.
... remembering...
From tomorrow onwards, give her things that she likes that don't have additives in them.
We mustn't repeat the tragedy of Manpukumaru!
Understood. I shall do so.
So no one else came today after all...
Thank you for coming, Aniki.
Come on guys...
Why didn't any of you come yesterday?
Were you lonely without me, Kodaka-senpai?
I wasn't lonely...
I was busy yesterday.
I went through hell yesterday too, you know.
Hell?
I was close to the end, so I decided to leave when it was done,
but then it kept going for four hours after that!
Completely unexpected!
It was really moving so I didn't care though!
Especially when Mikane reached the goal! I couldn't stop crying!
It was just a game?
I'll lend it to you later! You have to play it!
You're missing out on life if you don't!
And after you finish it once, and start over again, you see exactly how it's connected to the last scene and—
By the way...
What?
I think we should figure out how to let each other know who's coming and who's not.
That might be a good idea.
That's an amazing idea coming from you, Kodaka.
So, what should we do?
What about message boards online?
I refuse.
No way.
You won't even consider it?!
I avoid using the internet for anything but shopping and research.
Really?
As of late, yes.
I did a few things a while back.
I won't bother asking.
Thank you.
I've had bad experiences with message boards, so I don't want to use them.
I get angry just thinking about it!
Those jerks, calling me a troll!
I'll never forgive them!!
Did you get into an argument?
They called my Natsumi a muscle-headed beefcake!
I can't forgive that!
Natsumi might look like that, but she's actually very delicate!
"Looks like"...
And saying something like that in front of me?! That's an ultimatum!
I had no choice but to fight until they gave up and apologized or until I died!
Okay, so I guess message boards are out.
Then how about that SNS that everyone uses?
What's it called? nixi?
Huh? You use nixi?
Send me an invite then.
No, I'm not on it...
You either, Sena?
No...
What about you, Yozora?
Like I could become a member.
As with me.
I don't have an account either.
You need a friend in real life to join it.
So we can't even join nixi...
Wait, nixi isn't the only SNS out there!
There are a bunch out there that don't require invitations!
Um... Kodaka-senpai?
Couldn't we just use our cell phones?
Cell...
Wait, are you talking about "cellular phones"?
Yes...
Wait, you can use a cell phone to call places other than home?
Rika, you're a genius!!
Indeed... I never thought of that...
So a cell phone isn't just a tool for finding karaoke places...
Shiguma Rika, I must now concede that you are indeed a genius.
Thanks for the compliment...
Well, for now why don't we exchange addresses?
Found it.
Me too!
Found it!
I found my cell phone!
Then let's exchange addresses.
Sure!
Kodaka-senpai, that color is really rare.
You don't see it every day.
Really?
Let's use infrared then.
"Infrared"?
What's this "infrared" you're talking about?
I'd heard legends of modern cell phones exchanging data via infrared, but I never thought it was true...
Which is it?
Seriously? Just how far have cell phones come?
Here.
Yukimura?!
Thanks, Yukimura-kun.
There we go, Yukimura-kun's address.
I have received yours as well.
Are you saying the data was transferred just now?
In such a short time?
Holy crap. Kids these days are completely different from us.
That was just insane.
Yes...
The virtual generation of today practically lives in the digital world.
They live life almost as though it were a game...
They sure have a lot to say considering they're only a year older...
Those who live by their own strength like Aniki have no care for cell phones.
Wait, why do you of all people know how to use infrared, Yukimura?
I can't figure it out!
Actually, anyone without friends wouldn't normally know how to use a feature like that!
Kodaka!
I'm going to enter it manually, so tell me your address!
Got it! I was just thinking it'd be faster that way too!
Here. My number and address.
Whoops, one too far.
That's a complicated address...
I got that automatically when I signed up and haven't bothered changing it yet.
Where's the dot symbol?
Got it!
Great!
Alright, I'm sending a mail...
A phone to phone mail...
O-Okay...
I got it!
You got it?!
So this is your message, Yozora...
Mail
I think I can save it somehow...
Mi-ka-zu-ki Yo-zo-ra
That's my first saved address outside my family!
It feels like I've accomplished something!
Oh, really?
You didn't have any contacts from your last school?
None at all.
When I left, some of them told me they'd send me a mail,
but now that I think about it, I never actually gave them my address.
Really...
So my address is your first outside your family...
Just so you know, I don't even have my family's contacts in mine!
You're my absolute first ever!
Really?
It would probably have been easier if we'd just taught them how to use infrared,
but when I look at them, I somehow get the feeling we're the ones who lost out...
Acting like idiots over dumb cell phones...
What're you mad about?
I'm not mad!
Okay...
How about you give me your address too?
—ve one.
I don't have a cell phone!
Oh...
And it's not like I'm jealous or anything!
All the girls in my class are always giggling like idiots over those things.
An elegant girl like myself has no need for such things.
I suppose there are a lot of people who don't need cell phones...
Exactly!
I don't even need a phone, either!
Regardless of where I am or what I'm doing, the commoners should be grateful to hear my angelic voice!
That's pushing it a little...
Hello?
It's me.
Save my phone number.
Oh, okay.
Wait. While we're at it, let's talk on the phone.
Uh, okay...
Let's talk about what we had for dinner last night.
What did you have?
What was it again...
Who the hell cares what you had for dinner?!
Be quiet, Meat.
Can't you shut up even when people are talking on the phone?
Learn some common sense.
Cell phones sure are convenient, though.
We can talk even if we're far away.
Then go someplace else far away to talk!
Send a message to everyone whenever you're going to club.
Also, let's organize all our club activities by mail from now on.
By the way, last night I went to a restaurant and had
MEAT
for dinner.
Specifically, it was some cut of chicken
MEAT
and the
MEAT
was very tender and tasty.
What are you talking about?
MEAT
has nothing to do with it.
And that
MEAT
shop didn't just have chicken
MEAT
but also cuts of beef
MEAT
and all domestic of course,
MEAT
and their prices are just high enough to make ends
MEET.
METE
out just enough—
Shut up with the meat!
Idiot! Idiot!!
Stupid! Stupid Yozora!
That dumb Meat...
You're seriously good at pushing exactly the right buttons on Sena, aren't you...
I'm back.
You're late, my kindred.
Yeah, I'll make dinner now.
My contact list has doubled in a single day!
Who the heck's calling at this hour?
This is the Hasegawa residence...
H-Hello?!
A prank call?
Hello?
Th-This is Kashiwazaki Sena speaking...
M-Might Kodaka-kun be available?
Huh? Sena?
Oh, is this Kodaka?
Yeah...
Idiot! You idiot!
Don't surprise me like that, idiot!
Your voice is scary, you idiot!
Do you have any idea what time it is right now?
Never mind that. What's your cell phone like?
What's it like? Pretty normal...
Not that! I'm asking about its make and model!
It's by AU...
I don't remember the model.
Go find out.
Right now!
It's an M61b.
M61b by AU?
Yeah.
Okay, got it. Later!
What the hell was that?
I'm naked and waiting for you, Kodaka-senpai.
I'll bet you just fantasized about me!
Pervert Senpai!
By the way, Yozora-senpai's also naked right now.
I sent you a picture of her cute little butt.
Whatever Rika just sent you was her arm!
Nooo!
Yozora-senpai?
Why are you taking off my panties?
That's too embarrassing for me!
Kodaka, be careful...
She is a true pervert.
Kodaka-senpai!
I just awoke to the world of yuri!
I think I can go for anything as long as it's erotic!
Well aren't you full of energy today...
I made tea.
Thank you.
Where's everyone?
They had stuff to do and went home already.
We should probably head out too.
The goddess has descended!
Okay...
I'm going back to sleep.
What's with that lame reaction?
You'll come to your senses when you take a look at this!
Well?
Last night I asked Papa to buy this for me!
Huh? That's the same as mine...
Even the color...
O-Oh? Really?
What a coincidence.
Like hell it is...
The same as Kodaka's?
Let's hurry up and exchange contacts!
Come on, come on!
Do you know how to use infrared?
Of course! You didn't know how until last night either!
Well, yeah.
Come on, I'll let you have my address too.
I don't need your address.
I went to the trouble of buying one, so just tell me!
You want it that badly?
N-Not in the slightest!
I don't have any interest in your address at all,
but since we're in the same club I just thought I'd let you have mine.
Be grateful!
I see, thank you.
Your feelings are more than enough.
Just feelings aren't enough!
What a greedy look you have, bitch.
If you want it so badly, prove it to me.
P-Prove it?
I'm not licking your feet or anything!
Forget it!
Stupid Yozora!
That was disappointing.
From Sena?
I want to send annoying messages to Yozora, so secretly give me her address.
Her first mail is this?
That stupid Meat.
Kodaka, give me her address.
I think I'll give her my address after all.
Okay...
What is this?
What's going on?
They won't stop! What do I do?
What the...
My phone!
Let's go home.
Help me, Kodaka!
Let me see it.
What do I do if it's broken?
My phone...
Don't worry, it should be fine.
Don't cry... Look, I fixed it.
It's not broken or anything.
あぁ昇んない想像理想の現実逃避
aa nobonnai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi
Ah, I'm in denial about how my ideals just don't happen
今更どっちだっていいけど 友達作り
imasara docchi datte ii kedo tomodachidzukuri
I don't really care about that, for now I'll just make friends
一人寂しい奴だと蔑む 視線が気になるんだ
hitori sabishii yatsu da to sagesumu shisen ga ki ni narun da
I don't like those looks of pity thinking I'm all lonely
上面だけ集まったら それでいいと思っているうちに
uwadzura dake atsumattara sore de ii to omotteiru uchi ni
But just when I thought having fake friends would be fine
あれよ あれよ 「どこ」は常ソロで
are yo are yo doko ha jou soro de
It happens, it happens, so that's why I'm always alone
カーテンどんな奴らに
ka-ten donna yatsura ni
Those people on the other side
my best 乱されてゆく 頭くる曲に響く響く
my best midasareteyuku atama kuru kyoku ni hibiku hibiku
Keep screwing up my best, and it pounds inside my head
私の胸密かによせて 優柔不断意味で
watashi no mune hisoka ni yosete yuujuufudan imi de
You keep getting closer to me, but then you just can't decide
my heart 伝えられない
my heart tsutaerarenai
I can't tell you how I feel
残念なのは私なのか
zannen na no ha watashi na no ka
Am I really the unfortunate one here?
もやもやをかきわけずで
moya moya wo kakiwakezu de
These feelings just can't push through
置き去りにされた 乙女心
okizari ni sareta otomegokoro
My pure heart left standing there
あの日からぼやっている
ano hi kara boyatteiru
It's been fading in and out since that day
はやく見つけ出して迷子の心
hayaku mitsukedashite maigo no kokoro
Hurry and find it, my lost heart
Meat, I hear the current generation is all about smartphones.
Smartphones?
I've heard of those!
They have lots of features that let you do anything, but there's a condition for using them.
They're called "smart" phones, so obviously someone like you can't use them.
What? Really?
Of course not. You really are an idiot.
What? I actually believed you too...
Actually, there's no way a goddess like me couldn't use something like that!
And anyway—
Next time: No School Swimsuits this Time
Huh? A swimsuit episode?
Idiot men are always falling over themselves for swimsuits.